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Creamy Cabbage - better than you might think

Working at a farmers market has so many great perks. Last week I got a huge head of cabbage. And some bacon. And some purple potatoes. The cabbage was not as big as they can get, but it was a big commitment to cabbage for the week. I made the requisite cabbage roles (and shared half of the bounty). But I still had half the head left. After some rummaging on the internets, I put together this creamy bacony horseradishy recipe. So not kosher. So not vegan. Not vegetarian. Not low-fat. Nothing about this recipe is good for you, although I'm a teeny bit proud that most of my ingredients were from the market and so local. Regardless, it is terrifically delicious. I also served more bacon on the side because WeeE cried, I say, CRIED when there was no more bacon to munch. I don't have a photo, because it looks like a big baked slop of cabbage, potatoes and bacon. Very tasty, but not exactly photogenic. It would make a great side to a family dinner - one with no vegans, vegetarians, dieters, or anyone keeping kosher. HA! Good luck with that.

Creamy cabbage with potato and bacon

  • 4 - 6 slices real pork bacon (or more - much more!)

  • 1 medium onion, chopped coarsely (1 cup)

  • 1-2 tablespoons bacon drippings

  • 3 cups boiled cabbage plus a few leaves to line the pan

  • 1 teaspoon minced garlic

  • 3/4 teaspoon salt

  • 1/4 teaspoon black pepper

  • 2/3 cup water

  • 3 cups cubed potatoes

  • 1 cup well-shaken buttermilk (or ¾ cup Fage yogurt, ¼ cup whole milk and splash of lemon juice)

  • 1 ½ cup coarsely grated Cheddar cheese

  • 2 tablespoons drained bottled horseradish

  • 3/4 stick (6 tablespoons) butter

  • 3/4 cup bread crumbs

Cook up 4-6 slices of real pork bacon. Reserve drippings.

Cook onion in 1-2 tbs bacon drippings in a heavy skillet or wok over moderate heat, stirring occasionally, until soft and golden, 6 to 8 minutes.

If cabbage is not already boiled, bring a 6- to 8-quart pot of salted water to a boil. Discard any discolored or damaged tough outer leaves from cabbage, then core cabbage and carefully lower into boiling water using a slotted spoon. Boil cabbage until tender, pulling off top leaves for lining pan. Drain and dry large leaves.

Lightly butter casserole pan and line with cabbage leaves. Coarsely chop enough remaining cabbage to measure 3 cups, then add to onion along with garlic, 1/4 teaspoon salt, 1/8 teaspoon pepper, and water and cook over moderate heat, stirring occasionally, until cabbage is tender and browned, about 10 minutes.

Preheat oven to 350°F.

Peel potatoes and cut into 1-inch cubes, bring to a boil in salted water. Cook potatoes until tender, about 15 minutes. Drain, then stir in buttermilk, cheese, horseradish, 1/2 stick butter, and remaining 1/2 teaspoon salt and 1/8 teaspoon pepper. Mash with wooden spoon until combined well.

Melt remaining 2 tablespoons butter, then cook bread crumbs, stirring frequently, until golden, 5 to 7 minutes.

Fill leaf lines casserole with cabbage mixture. Top with potato mixture, then sprinkle evenly with bread crumbs. Sprinkle liberally with bacon.

Bake until heated through, 25 to 30 minutes.

Serve with more bacon, if you have it.



November 07, 2009 at 07:58 PM in Productivity | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Random Wednesday

... where I don't at all chronicle the start of school, my birthday or the new tattoo. I'm capricious like that.

Reading on American secularism is making me want to shout from the rooftops, "No, it's MY America I want back."

I'm trying to pack lunches and plan meals better. Bill is my guinea pig and I just don't know if I have it in me to become a bento box mom. But I could start packing more creative tupperwares of food that might help keep us all healthy and wealthy a bit longer. 

I'm researching house painters and fighting a losing battle with ROUSes in the kitchen. One jumped from the top of a cabinet last night, igniting a murderous rage in me. So I set mousetraps before bed... and ended up catching a 3 year old this morning. I feel completely undone by the mouse infestation.

No one in the house has managed an uninterrupted 6 hours of sleep in memory. Weeks. Maybe months. This has become the new normal, such that when folks ask if we are sleeping better, I say a grateful yes and I mean it. If they assume that means we get full nights of sleep and are well-rested and clearheaded...I can only laugh. I've ceased having that expectation. Increasingly, I'm convinced that a full night of sleep is a luxury only a teeny tiny sliver of the population of the planet is rewarded with. The rest of us deal with night terrors, snoring, midnight feedings, random insomnia, sirens, alarms going off, smoke alarm batteries failing, bedwetting, night shifts, insurgent attacks, natural disasters, ... really, who on the planet gets to sleep soundly, safely, quietly all night long? It's a tiny minority of the 8+ billion on the planet. So I'm not sure why I expect to be among them.

Listening to an interview with the directer of OPM sent me exploring on USAJOBS which somehow ended me up on an aupair website. Daydreams ensued. An office. A desk. A task and a sense of accomplishment. Friendly co-workers. Coffee run at 10 am. Thoughtful conversations. A paycheck. The memories I have of working full-time have become as inaccurate as memories we have of idyllic childhoods. I've edited out everything that would make a good episode of The Office and just kept the sparkly unicorns and magic rainbows. 

Bah Bah Bah

Stay-at-home life has been.... ooky.

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September 09, 2009 at 10:52 AM in Productivity, Rant, This Old House | Permalink | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0)

Pirate Bess and the Gingerbread House

A story in photos....

Start with a bit of gingerbread...

Gingerbread House Before

add a pirate girl

 

Pirate Bess

and a bunch of candies..

. Pirate Bess decorates gingerbread house

And the results are a Gingerbread house that will collapse under its own weight the very next day. But oh so good!

 

Ginger Bread House After

December 24, 2008 at 08:12 AM in Babe, Productivity | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)

Colors of the Season

Red Oak Leaf Halloween 2008  

First pressed leaves In Your Dreams

And, of course:

Goldfish

We had a lovely pumpkin mutilation party. We had a scrum of 2 year olds gut one gourd while the others be-stickered a few more.
 bats and ghosts in the shrub Pumpkin Party 2008

We made a spooky bush with bats and ghouls. The kids numbered just under a dozen and anymore, that doesn't even phase me.

October 27, 2008 at 03:56 PM in Productivity | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Catching Bats

After playschool, we collaborated on an apple pie, meaning she pretended to roll out dough and cut shapes with cookie cutters while I prepped the apples. We had enough to make her a special moon-shaped pie. This kid is serious about her baking.

Hard at work baking

After a cozy dinner of French Toast (courtesy of the baker at the market having left-over bread), we ran around madly in the yard and watched the bats. WeeE shouted and ran with her hands outstretched, "my catch you!" whenever she saw the bats flittering. She also demanded we traipse (sounds better than 'trespass') into the neighbors yard to "swing like monkeys" from the remaining vine remnants. In ballet slippers. She discovered the little room inside the yew bush, perfectly sized for a little person or two to hide out.

In short, it was an idyllic day and I was able to keep up. I've been lagging a bit behind a few days recently, wanting nothing more than to sit on my aching backside and indulge in carbohydrate cravings, but I always regret the lost opportunities. Closing the evening with a bunch of petty regrets is a real downer and I've decided to give it up as a hobby. Neglected laundry and missed playground dates are not allowed to haunt the final moments of my day. I do hereby decree.

October 16, 2008 at 07:54 PM in Productivity | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

An alt view of the world

World_economy_cartogram

World economy cartogram. (2002). In UNEP/GRID-Arendal Maps and Graphics Library. Retrieved 14:31, July 25, 2008 from http://maps.grida.no/go/graphic/world_economy_cartogram.

July 25, 2008 at 08:35 AM in Productivity | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Sweet Sweet Muppets

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Just a glimpse at the cake that could have been if I was a truly obsessive mother. Maybe for your 3rd birthday, kiddo. Click on the photo for more in the set... amazing.

July 03, 2008 at 08:15 AM in Productivity | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)

Miss you, Pickle

GeoMy favorite car ever was probably my 1995 Geo Metro. Bright green, 3 cylinders, cheap and cheerful. The Pickle.
 
 Eventually I moved up to a larger 4-door wagon and I gave the Pickle to my dad as a commuter car. It handled the mountains of Wilkes-Barre, PA just fine and happily fit and entire drum kit (with a little fiddling and no extra passengers). I'm not sure what eventually killed it (Dad?) but there have been more than a few times that I have mourned giving it up. WHAT was I thinking? It was the ultimate anti-ego car. THREE cylinders but it went and went.

Well, today, the Geo is chic again. With mileage that exceeds a hybrid at a fraction of the cost, Geos are selling on eBay for a fair share more than their Kelly Blue Book. A 1996 Geo Metro got 40 mpg! It make me wonder - why did they stop making them? Why, when the SUV craze hit, did we stop being given any other options?

When I was back in the car market in 2001, the ONLY Hatchback I could find was a Ford Escort, marketed as a sports car. And everyone tried like mad to sell me a Ford Explorer. I got into a shouting match with one sales person who 1) would not show me anything other than an SUV and 2) physically blocked my access back to my car to leave until I agreed to test drive a Freelander. He talked louder and louder, as though he could intimidate me into admitting that I really wanted an SUV. I don't enjoy intimidation or crass stupidity, so I hollered a few choice words at him until he backed down. His parting sentiment: How could I pass up an SUV with its guarenteed resale value?!

Picture me, a few short years later, laughing smuggly.

Today we have a Toyota Matrix, 24/33 mpg, which we put about 7,000 miles a year on. That's $1000/year in gas at today's prices.It's nothing like the wonders of the Pickle, but it'll do. In the meantime, the Mama Chariot now has a spiffy front basket! Fighting oil dependency and the obesity epidemic in one fell swoop.

May 21, 2008 at 11:42 AM in Productivity | Permalink | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0)

Husker and shredder

Husker_1_lgHusker and shredder.
Source: George J. Hagar The Standard American Encyclopedia (New York: University Society Inc., 1916)

May 17, 2008 at 10:00 PM in Productivity | Permalink | Comments (0)

Cole corn planter

Clcornplantr_12154_lgThe Cole corn planter, well-suited for planting large acreages of corn.
Source: C. H. Kennerly Facts and Figures or The A B C of Florida Trucking (St. Augustine: The Record Company, 1911)

May 17, 2008 at 08:52 AM in Productivity | Permalink | Comments (0)

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